still not ginger
One day on a flight from London to Tel Aviv this is what happened. An orthodox Jewish man was speaking to one of the crew members because his family was missing one kosher meal. The crew member looked at his passenger list and told him that it definitely had not been ordered. The passenger insisted that it had. The crew member’s response was ” you may have been on Schindler’s list, but you’re not on mine”. I immediately wrote a report, with no response and I urged the passenger to do the same. He refused.
(via everydayantisemitism)

IMG 7784 from Will on Vimeo.

miagirly:

James McAvoy takes on ice bucket challenge!

(with Anne-Marie’s help, sweet!)

I CAN’T BELIEVE. HE HAD TO PRACTICALLY DO IT HIMSELF.

cr7forbeastmode:

Cristiano Ronaldo in the mixed zone after winning the Champions League:
Cristiano: Ramos’ season? Well, the truth is Sergio has made a motherfucking incredible year.
*laughter from the journalists*
Cristiano: “Motherfucking” can be said, right? *laughs*

moistnoodles:

breaking news: FIFA has just announced that Tim Howard wins the World Cup. he just wins. everyone else go home. congrats Tim.

marty-cristianoronaldoforever:

Always Ronaldo!

I still don’t understand this.

I’ll never understand this.

RAVE SASHAYED I HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO. I HAVE SEEN THE VOGUE ESPANA PICTURES OF YOUR SON, CRISTIANO RONALDO. I HAVE WATCHED THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO OF HIS SPREAD WITH WITH HIS RUSSIAN SUPERMODEL LADYFRIEND. AND THEN THIS GAME OF USA VS. PORTUGAL. HIS TORTURED FACE AFTER THAT FREE KICK. THAT GODLY CROSS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING. I AM UNDONE. HE HAS RUINED ME. WHAT DO I DO NOW.

sashayed:

IT’S HORRIBLE ISN’T IT???? I WISH I COULD TELL YOU. Here’s what you do: now you lie awake at night wondering “Is adult millionaire professional athlete Cristiano Ronaldo okay? How is his knee? How are his anxieties? Is someone making him laugh? Has he talked to his girlfriend, supermodel Irina Shayk, recently? How is their relationship? I hope the distance isn’t putting too much strain on it. Is he eating enough? Is he beating himself up about things that WEREN’T his FAULT?????? Is he giving himself a FUCKING BREAK????? Dear Lord, please let mega-celebrity Cristiano Ronaldo be giving himself a FUCKING BREAK and feeling peaceful and comfortable right now, Amen.” People who don’t know much about soccer make some throwaway joke about Oh Cristiano Ronaldo, Isn’t He That Tan Asshole and your spine cracks involuntarily and hair sprouts from your knuckles and you roar SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!, muffledly, through the giant teeth that now crowd your mouth because you turned into a bear. That’s your life. You’re a bear now.

Diego Costa waxing Xabi Alonso during Australia vs. Spain in the World Cup

Xabi’s expression in the right-hand gif is my reaction to this entire thing.